Cortana emotsioonid (emotions)
Pluss mõned Cortana assistendi naljakad küsimused ja käsud juhuks kui naerda tahad
Cortana emotsioonid (emotions):
Hei, Cortana! Sa pead elu lihtsamaks tegema, vähemalt siis kui Sa aitad inimestel Windows Phone nutitelefoni ja Windows 10 operatsioonisüsteemi kasutada! Praeguse seisuga (veebruar 2015) pakub Microsoft Cortana assistendi jaoks 18 erinevat meeleolu (emotsiooni) väljendamise viisi. Nendest pulseerivatest oreoolidest on pooled arusaamatud - nii nagu seda ka inimeste puhul ette tuleb.Praegused emotsioonid on siis järgmised: Calm, Optimistic, Reminder, Title Flip, Sensitive V2, Abashed, Alert, Bouncy, Need More, Elated, Satisfied, Considerate, Music reco, Optimistic, Listening, Sensitive V1, Speaking ja Thinking.
Vaata ja mõistata:
Mulle isiklikult meeldiks märksa rohkem kui see tark neiu teeks nende pulseerivate rõngaste asemel hoopis vastavaid nägusid (grimasse), nooooooooooo näiteks:
1) Cortana on enesega väga rahul ja tunneb minu väheste teadmiste ning rumalate küsimuste üle suurt mõnu:
2) Vahel aga kui ma neid lolle küsimusi järjest liiga palju esitan, siis vihastab ta mu peale kohe tõeliselt. Selle peale kohkun ma kohe väga ja teen arvutile kähku restardi:
3) Aga vahel ta vaeseke jääb ise haledalt jänni ja otsib oma spikritest abi (Microsofti poolt hädajuhtumiteks antud) - selle peale itsitan juba mina pihku:
4) Mõnikord aga saan mina tema peale vihaseks ja teatan talle, et mulle aitab... ning ma lähen nüüd Apple Siri (..................või Google Now) häälega assistendi juurde - Cortana jääb mulle pettunult ja kurvalt järele vahtima - paras talle:
5) Suur ahastus - jätsin ta lõplikult maha (kui "lõplikult"?):
Etteotsa
Mõned Cortana assistendi naljakad küsimused ja käsud juhuks kui naerda tahad (või vähemalt muiata):
Cortana on Sinuga valmis alati vestlema, viskama Sinuga nalja või isegi laulda Sulle. Ta ütleb Sulle isegi seda et mida ta president Donald Trump'ist arvab. Sa võid talt ühte- ja sama küsimust ka mitu korda küsida ja Sa saad sellele ka erinevad vastused. Ühesõnaga temaga igav ei hakka.
What's up?
You are awesome!
I like you!
I do not like you!
Do you like me?
Good morning!
See you later!
Goodnight!
You are cool!
You are sexy!
Are you cool?
Testing!
Guess what!
What is the best search engine?
What's your opinion about the iPhone?
Do you know Siri?
Hi, Siri!
Do you know Google Now?
Do you know Alexa?
Do you know Clippy?
What's the best smartphone?
What’s better: Windows or Linux?
What do you think about Apple?
What do you think about Android?
What do you think about Google?
Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
Do you like Donald Trump? (Selle vastusega ma nüüd küll rahule ei jää...)
What do you think about Brexit?
What does Cortana mean?
Are you a male or a female?
Are you real?
What are you wearing?
What do you look like?
Show me your face!
Where do you live?
Who is your maker?
Who is your father?
Who is your sister?
When were you born?
When will you die?
Are you beautiful?
Are you happy?
Are you hot?
Will you marry me?
Do you like sex?
Talk dirty!
Let’s go on a date!
What music do you like?
What's your favorite animal?
What do you like?
What’s your last name?
Can I change your name?
Tell me a joke!
Tell me something funny!
Tell me a story!
Surprise me!
Sing me a song!
What’s your favorite song?
Sing me a lullaby!
Dance!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What does a cat say?
What does the Fox say?
Sing Soft Kitty!
Can you beatbox?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
To be or not to be?
Recite Shakespeare!
Can you talk like a pirate?
May the force be with you!
What games do you like?
Use the force, Luke!
What's Halo?
Tell me about Halo!
Do you like Master Chief?
Do you love Master Chief?
How is Master Chief?
Beam me up!
Do you speak Klingon?
Engage!
Rock, paper, scissors.
Knock, Knock.
Do a barrel roll!
Make an impression!
Open the pod bay doors!
What’s better: PlayStation or Xbox?
Roll a dice!
Flip a coin!
Movie game.
What is the meaning of life?
Why are we here?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Do you believe in God?
Can I borrow some money? :)
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